Description
No shower for miles? No problem.
The Grime Reaper is a full-body clean-up crew in one XL kit, built for the days when off-grid means off-hygiene, too. Thru-hikers, campers, hunters, anyone living out of a pack for days at a time: this is what gets you from feral back to functional.
It's not a single wipe or a single fix. It's everything: pits, face, crevices, and yes, your butt, all covered, all soothed with skin-friendly ingredients instead of alcohol burn or cheap perfume. 35 wipes total wipes across three types, plus a bag to carry out the evidence, this kit is stacked for multi-day trips without adding weight you'll notice.
What's inside:
- 15x Butt Napkins – Your backcountry bidet. Cloud-soft, certified flushable, and merciless against swamp ass and post-poop grime.
- 1x B.O.dorant Swipes Pouch (15 wipes) – The full-body reset. Face, pits, everywhere sweat collects, wiped clean without leaving you sticky or smelling like a gas station cologne aisle.
- 5x Hand Sanitizing Wipes – Fast-drying and germ-killing, for before meals or after any unplanned encounter with nature's bathroom.
- 1x Disposable Bag – Heavy-duty enough to seal in the smell and carry it out, so your campsite stays livable.
Pack it once, use it for days. Whether you're stretching between showers on a thru-hike or just need a mid-hunt reset, the Grime Reaper handles it, and ships in packaging discreet enough that nobody will know what you're up to out there.





